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HEI-DEN-REICH!

Well, chances are I'm going to Gencon. Last night I realized there was the chance to go, at least for the All Axxess qualifier. Knowing me, I will end up deciding to go regardless of how I get there or who I stay with. Thanks to this, I need to decide on a deck.

Since I have a job where I do absolutely nothing, that is where the first phase of thinking occured today. I went through set by set (sometimes completely raking my brain trying to remember all the starter superstars, damn remakes and legends) and compiled the following list:

Triple H
The Rock
Chris Jericho
Rikishi
Billy Gunn
Edge and Christian
Christian
Matt Hardy
Trish Stratus
Ric Flair
Brock Lesnar
The Game
Jamie Noble
3 Minute Warning
Team Angle
Brothers of Destruction
The Dangerous Alliance
Evolution
The Mystery Wrestler
A-Train
The FBI
Randy Orton
Rene Dupree
Eugene
MNM
Heidenreich
Gene Snitsky
Sgt. Slaughter
The Heatseekers
Jake the Snake
Carlito
The Bookerman
The Ultimate Survivor
The Spirit Squad
Mitch
Mikey
Nicky
Boogeyman
Funaki
Chavo
Mexicools
Revolution Triple H
Revolution CM Punk
Revolution Sandman
Revolution Kevin Thorn
Revolution Terry Funk

As you can see, there's going to need to be quite a bit of trimming done.

As for right now, all I've got built is Heidenreich. The deck is a lot of fun in theory, but in execution ehhh, could be way better. I'm going to send this decklist around so in a few days I shall post a revised, better Springboard Ladder Punch Heidenreich


I Wish I Had a Funny Joke About a Giant-Fucking-Candy Bar
Raw Heel All Axxess Heidenreich

Backstage Area (3)
Backstage Signature
Raw Deal Fifth Anniversary
WWE Signing Appearance

Pre-Match (10)
That's Value*
Managed by Vince McMahon (T)*
ECW Championship Belt*
The Champ is Here*
Disasterpiece*
A No Show*
I'm Gonna Break You*
It's Showtime
The Luck of the Draw
The Best Laid Plans

Mid-Match (5)
Unscrupulous S.O.B.
You're as Graceful as a Cow on Ice
The King Interferes
Restricted Use in This Area
The Road to Victory

Maneuvers (19)
1 A Friendly Boot
1 Heidenreich's Elbow Drop
1 Running Shoulder Block
3 Kidney Punch
3 Punch After Punch
3 Steel Chain Shot (T)
2 Atomic Lariat
2 Thrust Knee Lift
1 Back Body Drop (T)
2 Brass Nuks Shot

Actions/Antics (14)
1 When Kurt Met Christy
1 Keibler Instincts
1 A Few Heel Men
1 Brave H
8 Springboard (T)
2 Ladder in the Ring (T)

Reversals (27)
3 A Revolution of the Mind
3 Elbow to the Face
3 Manager Interferes
3 Volley This
2 Ax Kick
2 Hold the Phone
2 Don't Try This At Home
1 Sidewalk Slam (T)
1 Booby Trap (T)
1 I Change the Questions
1 Anything and Hate It
1 Get Back in the Ring
1 The Coach Says "Today's The Day"
1 Divine Intervention
1 The Raw Deal Revolution
1 Who Wants to be My Friend?

Haha so garbage in hindsight.